Things are looking up, America! Donald Trump wants to become President. There are several jobs that I would love to have that I'm only marginally qualified for. Here is my wish list of jobs and my qualifications. Let the job offers begin!
The New "Charlie" on "Two and a Half Men"
1)I live in Los Angeles so there would be no relocation cost.
2) I have seen the show 2-3 times so I am somewhat familiar with the character.
3) With my limited acting experience (none to date) my salary would be less than $2 million per episode, therefore saving the company several thousands of dollars.
|I would be replacing the douche bag on the left.|
1) Gayle easily replaced by Goose as best friend and goofy side-kick.
2) I'm usually free between 3pm-4pm PST.
|Move over, Gayle, Oprah, Stedman!|
The New Face of Chanel
|Blake Lively, the soon to be "former face of Chanel" if I have my way about it.|
1) I already have red hair.
2) Skin color almost identical.
3) Brock and I already have the outfits, otherwise known as our "Fancy Saturday Night Clothes".
|The resemblance is uncanny!|