For the second time in 2 weeks, we were in another accident. This one was a little more exciting. It was also a little less damaging to "our" vehicle which happened to be a Kia loaner car from the collision center that is repairing our Toyota for the 3rd time from the last accident. Anyway, we were rear ended and the driver tried to speed away by making an abrupt U Turn and ended up hitting a car head on. Here's how the numbers break down.
Total combined speed we were driving in both accidents
0 + 0 = 0
Number of times the driver that hit us called Brock "Homie"
Number of times Brock called the driver that hit us something other than "Homie"
Number of Uggs boots seen at the accident
**dispelling the previous theory that Ugg boots cause accidents
Number of people Brock shared the emergency room with
#1) A lady from another accident who passed out while driving and hit someone.
# 2 & #3) A mom and daughter getting blood work done
#4) A Russian lady who kept screaming that her daughters dogs were giving her a rash
#5) An annoyed red head from Iowa, I didn't get her name but she seemed really pretty and smart
Amount of time that lapsed between the accident and Brock texting
|No problem with the texting fingers!***|
Number of accidents you can have before the collision center brings your car to your home just avoid having you near their shop
***Disclaimer: Brock was not badly hurt, therefore it is completely acceptable and in good taste for me to be making fun of him.