My NY's Resolutions

After much thought and deliberation, these are my New Years Resolutions. I'm so stoked for 2012!

1. Incorporate the word "stoked" into my vocabulary. Goal-use 5x per day.
2. Greet people with air kisses instead of my signature high-five/fist bump combo.
3. Swear less. Swear more....I'm not sure what the %$#* I was thinking.
4. Draw a hard line that anything outside of the laundry hamper does not get washed.
5. Organize the garage.
6. Obtain a part-time job.
7. If obtained,  DO NOT let new part-time become that life-suck/16 year career that "Not Bucca" (name has been change to protect Maggiano's) became.
8. Win a game on "Words with Friends".
9. Hug more, roll eyes less.

10. Stop lying about my weight to the treadmill machine at the gym and/or get down to lied about weight.
11. Stop judging people based on their status updates, start judging them based on their profile pictures.
12. Stop wearing sweatpants in public and/or get a pair of "goin' out" sweatpants.
13. Become more awesome. (if possible)

As you can see I will be quite busy in 2012 and much more evolved by 2013.