Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Sexiest Man Alive

Well done, Bradley Cooper, well done. Kudos on a stellar year! Not only did your remake of The Hangover shatter box office records (made up fact) but you have now been named People Magazines Sexiest Man Alive. Although I agree your piercing blue eyes, your wavy hair and disheveled "not trying too hard" look make us all swoon, you are not the only hunk out there that could have walked away with this award.  Here are my picks.

Jason Bateman
First of all, he makes any TV show or movie better. Secondly, and probably most important, he is really polite. He once ate at my restaurant with his wife and baby and another couple who also had a kid. The kids made a mess and rather than leave it for the staff to clean up he and his wife swept it up themselves. They also chastised their guests for talking while the server was trying to hand out the food. The Bateman's said please and thank-you. If that's not sexy I don't know what is. I love you, Jason Bateman.


George Clooney
First and foremost he's a Humanitarian. Secondly, and more importantly, he's a stone cold fox.

Jim Bob Duggar
This one comes out of left field and might surprise you. But as he and his wife announced on the Today Show that they are pregnant with their 20th child, it became evident that at least one person finds Jim Bob sexy......very, very sexy.

Price Harry
I know the Ginger fellas get a lot of grief and aren't appealing to everyone, but he wears it well. Plus he all prince-y.

Other "Sexiest" Categories

Sexiest Woman Alive
But why should the women be left out? My pick for Sexiest Woman Alive-Young Adult Division would have to go to Ms. Justin Bieber. Wait...what? Oh.....really? This is awkward......hmmmmm, ok.
I stand behind my nominee.

****Warning! Danger! Danger! This next photo may not be suitable for everyone. Proceed at your own risk.****

Unsexiest Man Alive
Let's face it, we aren't all sexy and that's OK. But some of us really aren't sexy and my nomination for Unsexiest Man Alive goes to Tareq Salahi.

Sexiest Man Alive at the Hands of the Kardashians
Dear 1976 (date may or may not be correct) Olympic Champion Bruce Jenner, please come back to us.

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