Oscar Night-Best and Worst Dressed

Oscar Night 2012

Fashion world, take note.

Best Dressed

Emma Stone

Red on the red carpet...I don't care. Nicole Kidman wore this...I don't care.

 I love this! And yes, I will always be partial to red heads....always.

Stacey Keibler

Those elves must be proud. She looks stunning.

Gywneth Paltrow

I loved this dress with the cape better than without. I loved the cuff. I wish her hair was parted down the middle and pulled back...what can I say, I am very particular.

Kristen Wiig

I loved the color, the fitted bodice and the fluffy skirt. This also reminds me that I have to swiffer my floor tonight.

Cameron Diaz

I thought this fit her perfectly and the color was fantastic on her.

Louise Roe

The more I look at this the more I love this. Kind of business-y, kind of fancy.

I Can't Explain Why I Like This

Shailene Woodley

I like the waist, the details, the color, the long sleeves....everything about it.

Worst Dressed

Angelina Jolie

OK, this was originally on my best dressed but then she kept doing this weird thing with her leg and that annoyed me, then I realized how skinny she is and that annoyed me, then I remembered she stole Jennifer Aniston's husband and that really pissed me off. Worst Dressed, infinity.

Jennifer Lopez

Dynasty called, they'd like their wardrobe back.

Natalie Portman

Too lady bug-y

Meryl Streep

There is a seafood restaurant on the PCH called Gladstones. When you are unable to finish your meal instead of to-go box, they take gold tin foil and wrap your food in it...and then shape it like a crab, whale or, and I can only assume after today, Meryl Streep's Oscar dress. Because gold tin foil is the fanciest of all tin foils.

Glen Close

Congratulations on winning the Masters.

What Makes Me A Fashion Expert/What I Wore on Oscar Night

This is the honest to God truth.......

Nike shoes, Under Armour socks, Nike work-out pants, Nike long sleeve hooded T under a gray T-shirt.

Hair

Down and under a Lacrosse Helmet.

Make-Up

None, except what was left from the previous day.

Accessory

A radar gun.

Why

Because I was standing behind a goal clocking how fast Brock could shoot a Lacrosse ball.

But Why

Because that is how we spend Sundays.

98mph by the way, thus the helmet.