The Scone Report
5 confusing and disturbing images I came across this week.
**No research or fact checking was done before posting this, not because I was too busy but because I was too lazy.
The Corn Dog
Michelle Bachmann, was in Iowa this week for the Straw Poll. While there, she attended the Iowa State Fair and had the good fortune of eating a corn dog, however, had the bad fortune of having this unflattering picture taken.
I don't know about you, but I'm hoping that corn dog gets the Republican nomination.
|Corn dog with some lady.|
Hospital workers in Prince Georges County, forced to smoke outside, started seeing a dog-rat-deer like animal in the woods next to the hospital. Thinking this may be the elusive Chupacabra, the resourceful hospital employees, decided they would trap Prince Chupa (a variation of Chupacabra and Price George's County). Armed with Chinese food, a trap and what one can only assume is an 8th grade education they actually trapped the Prince only to release him as they didn't know what to do with him.
After studying photos and a short video, experts came to 2 conclusions, 1) it was most like a fox with mange and 2) the wrong species was trapped that day.
|Really? You fell for the "Chinese food in a trap" trick?|
The Kardashian Kollection
The Kardashian clothing line now available at Sears. That is all.
|Kollection with a "K"? Hate it.|
In what I can only assume is a huge publicity stunt, Ambercrombie and Fitch has asked the Situation not wear any of their clothing. Going so far as to pay him to not wear their clothing.
If he actually gets paid for this, this opens up a lot of doors for me.
What I won't wear in exchange for money: The Kardashian Kollection (actually I will do this one for free).
|Men of America, this is what a douche bag looks like!|
A Letter to Me
Dear 60-Year-Old Me,
This is not an attractive look. I'm serious.
A Younger Me
|If the hair color was red, this would look good, no?|