If so, 1 of 2 things is probably happening. Either you have something severely wrong with you and, on the slight chance you are still reading this, you should probably stop and go seek medical attention or you miss my blog. If it's the later, I'm here to heal.
I took a break from the blog due to the fact that I got a part time job. Yes, the fun and games are over as I now work about 20-22 hours a week for a company that delivers healthy lunches to exclusive private schools. But don't worry about me, I'm yet to work a full week due to the many days private schools get off. I don't work weekends, summers, or any holiday and rarely work over 5.5 hours per week. Glamorous, no. Convenient, yes. Am a lunch lady? Kind of. Does it bother me? Not one bit. But as we all know the best thing about jobs are the ridiculous things co-workers, customers, and bosses say......and this job does not disappoint. Herewith, are my favorite quotes thus far.
You're a lovely ginger.
Yes!!!! Sloppy Joes for lunch!!!! They are my favorite!!!!! I always have my chef make them for me.
Can you draw a race car on my hand?
You seem like the type of person that has a top hat.
Co-Worker (in his defense, I did lead him to believe I had one)
Can you draw a bow and arrow on my hand?
I don't like the sushi my mom packed for me? Can I have what you brought?
Can you draw a lady bug, peace sign, heart and rainbow on my hand?
I'm pretty sure my mom order me the Beef Brisket and the Chocolate Covered Strawberries.
What's Beef Brisket?
Same 2nd Grader
The Sloppy Joe is too sloppy.....I don't like that.
Really, why are you applying?
Me, on most days