My Oscar Picks are in for Best and Worst Dressed
(all 4 of them)
What gives me the right to judge other's peoples looks? Well, for starters I have this blog and I can upload photos and secondly, I have a fantastic grasp on high fashion as I will demonstrate in the "Love it or Hate It" section at the bottom.
Worst Dressed
Jennifer Lawrence:
Bay Watch called , they would like the top half of their swim suit back.
Guiliana Rancic:
Too Skinny, Too Orange, Too Bouffant-y
Best Dresssed
Cate Blanchett:
This dress makes absolutely no sense to me but yet, I'm mesmerized.
Florence Welch:
Red Hair, Pale Skin...it's a can't miss!
And finally........
Love it or Hate it: My look for the day
Who was I wearing today, you ask? I was sporting a new look I refer to as "Garden Chic". It is down-scale casual with touch of upscale elegance.
Shoes: Wal-Mart Rubber Boots
Shorts: Nike
Outer Wear: Rain Jacket used by Bicyclist (lettering on the back says, "Ride Dry")
Hair: High pony tail tied into a "messy" bun
Make-Up: Sunscreen and last nights
Accessory: Garden Hose
Scent: Combination of Grass Seed and Mulch
Attitude: Inexplicable confidence
(Thank God Awards season is over...the pressure to look good has taken quiete a toll on me)
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